A plague on both your houses!
January 1st, 2006
Someone did a hit-and-run on my car last night. I don’t know who this was, but they officially suck. I drove 2000 miles to Louisiana and back, park it out in front of my apartment without a scratch. Get up next morning and there it was — no note or “screw you” or anything — just damage. “Vengeance is the Lord’s” so I’m hoping for a plague of locusts or maybe the earth to swallow up a car somewhere in Lincoln. I mean seriously, leave a freakin’ note!
The real bitch of it? Next week I was going to get collision/comprehensive coverage added. So I get to pay for this one out of my own pocket. Yay. It’s gonna be like $1300 before it’s all done. Insert expletive of choice here: _________!!!!! Read more…

















